1- How to ...

1 - How to . . .

. . . die in Finland:  

1. Get drunken with a friend and start to discuss with him about poitics, music, or 

       something else (something unnecessary works as well). 

       There is a high chance that he will kill you ^^.

2. Go picking berries and go further in the forest to pick the "better" berries, which are

       deeper and deeper in it.

       You will loose the way and walk around. If you have luck you will find back, if not than 

       you will die. 

3. Pick the wrong berries. Exactly, there are many kind of berries. You and  can maybe

        don´t see the differences sometimes, but we would recognize them after eating the 

        berries. Some might be deadly, some might be only not good for us, but I wouldn´t

        want to try it :D

4. Have to many friends. I recognised that I heard from nearly every friend one time the

        sentence: "I wanna kill you" or something in this direction :D It is fearsome, but they

       don´t mean t, like it sounds. If somebody is saying it to you, than you can be usually  

       sure, that the other person is your friend. (But be careful and look again through point 1)

       It is funny, maybe it will one time happen :´D (sarcasm)

5. Go Ice-Fishing. If you go Ice-Fishing and if you are not careful enough you will break

        into the water and usually die. (logical?) My advice: Let somebody else doing everything

        and be the last person in the dangerous area :´D

6. Cycle by bike and don´t wear a helmet, because some car driver are like: I have the most 

       rights... and that is a lot of times true. They have only to stop for us, if there is a sign, 

       which is saying them that... This is really dangerous and I stop every time, because I 

       can´t be sure, that the car driver is stopping. (And I am not wearing a helmet)

7. Be depressive in the wintertime. It will be very dark and cold and everything (brrrhhh).

       The advice, which I got, was to have indoor-hobbies, a bus ticket and good friends.

       Or somebody to snuggle <3 :* . Otherwise I think it wil be difficult, to get not depressed. 

8. Dry out in the sauna. Yes u can die, if you are to long in the sauna. So be careful and 
        have always enough water with u and take your breaks ;)

I will write more like this How to . . . , because I could be funny and I have a lot of fun to write something like this :´D . But don´t take it to serious, it´s more sarcasm, self -irony from the finish people I met until now.If you didn´t recognise it now, this format will be in english, like some other stories I will write. Why? Because the translator from german to english sucks and from english to german not as much as the other direction. The other point is, that I have to write my exams the first time in english. (Practicing english). I hope you like this staff, if not, than you don´t haVe to read it, because I will write it ;) . 

You will read more next week. Have fun :D